Solo:
e|------------------------------------------------|
H|------------------------------------------------|
G|------3-3-1-------3-3---------3-3-1-------4-4-3-|
D|-4-4---------1-1------4-------------------------|
A|-------------------------1-1---------4-4--------|
E|------------------------------------------------|
F# D#m A#m
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
C#
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
H
If i get you in the loop
when I make a point to be straight
with you then
F#
In lieu of the innuendo
C#
in the end know my intent though
H
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
D#m C# F#
I don’t wanna beat around the bush
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Solo > 2X
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If I get you in the loop
when I make a point to be straight
with you then
In lieu of the innuendo
In the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don’t wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Solo > 2X
F# D#m
Put the you know what in the you know where
A#m C#
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
